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Here are the Winners of the Tunti Haiku Contest

I reserved the first post on the new blog to announce the winners of the November Tunti Haiku Contest! Thank you all so much for participating. I love all the entries so much…

So, since the voting element of the contest didn’t seem to take, I appointed Milo George as Supreme Court Justice of Tunti Enterprises… he is the SCOTE, I guess. And he chose Ashley as the Haiku winner!

Milo says,

“Motherfucking shit”
AND a Rolling Stones title?
Ashley takes the win.

He’s very clever.

Here is Ashley’s winning entry:

A Sex Toy Tragedy in Three Acts or: How My Sister Violated My Intimacy Boundaries

Utter elation!
Candy treat for Halloween.
So green and lovely.

Sticky fingers snatch.
Candy Stick has disappeared.
Motherfucking shit!

Situation solved.
Still shaken and fear for toys.
Time for a lock down.

And my choice for runners up, who will receive 15% discount coupons to the Tunti Toy Store, are Mivox, whose entries are delightful and very funny:

Fumble in the dark,
eenie, meenie, miney, mo.
Wish toybox was lit.

and  Syntax, for this little masterpiece:

What’s under your bed?
Rabbit vibes with dust bunnies?
Time for a Tunti.

I suddenly hate contests, because I want everyone to win! But even though it breaks my heart, I will be announcing December’s Win a Tunti contest later today, so stay tuned. This is going to be a monthly feature, so you always have a chance to win!

Thank you for playing, guys. I love them all.

Ilse